beach=bronze=babes=smile=me at the beach hehehe

U know my friend was telling me quite shocked that this chick that worked in one of those solarium-type places was one of those people that spray naked people with all that browning stuff...well she said that that person used to get a customer that would come in and bend over and tell them to spray him/her...u know where! :yikes2:

Gives a whole new meaning to brown eye really..............

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lol that was really funny in a gross kind of way! man no-one is spraying the privates of this little black duck. there appears to something really vain about visiting those solariums from my point of view. guess others feel very differently hence their existence.

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EEEWWW that's gross!! :wtf: Some people get off in the weirdest ways .... :eek:

You're calling me vain? LOL just kidding I don't get fake tanning done, but next year I am going to a sunbed ... ahhh ... I went to have a look at this posh tanning place ( :D ) and you can play your own music in your own little room!! Heaven ... :cloud9: But nothing beats the natural way

*looks around nervously* ah ah no not at all.....i think there is a bit of a double standard in relation to solariums with guys and girls. with girls its cool but the only guys who normally go are a very small group.

my random thought is that i'm really annoyed at being left with this phone bill from a house i moved out of recently. i'm really quite annoyed at a couple of people but i guess i should get over it.

Will I ever be happy again :confused: :( :wtf:

Lol you mean the only guys who normally go are gay. ;) Just kidding. I'm not vain, but I do care about what I look like. I like my body to be tanned! lol :D

Oooh, do you want me to over to their house and give them a peice of my mind? :chair: Muahaha

well i didn't want to come out and say only the gays normally go but you've said so yep lol. if they're not gay they fit that stereotype of taking way too much care of themselves and not drinking enough beer lol.

oh and go right ahead and bring me their wallet lol.....

If a guy has a problem with that, theres something wrong with them. :laugh:

Beer mmmmmm

i know this will shatter the image of the aussie bloke but i must make a confession, i'm not really the biggest beer lover. i will go a couple but i prefer a bourbon and coke or one of the fruity drinks like a bacardi with orange. what was that they are girly drinks? want to take it outside pal? :)

You rock. :D

Yeah I remember you telling me something about that. I LOVE beer, would drink it over spirits any day. Some spirits are nice though, and I don't like drinking wine much, it's too boring. Beer rocks. :cheers: :)

:wtf: Beer is great :D I love coming home from a shit day at work and having a beer and smoke. Dont really like bacardi. If im not drinking beer its either Johnny Walkers or woodstocks.

woodstocks are alright or a jim beam and coke........is anyone having a bit of a quiet new years? i'm going out with a few people but its preddy quiet compared to other years. i don't know after recent events it has to be a little hard to celebrate. there was a small push to cancel the fireworks this year and send the money to relief agencies because of the earthquake and subsequent tsuanmis but i think it was too late even if they wanted to.

Going to party for a while near the beach, then heading off to casino before midnight.

sounds cool.....the fireworks are always good. which city are you in again?

Oh now that's what I'm talking about. :D

Yes. :crying: I want to go out to a party but there's no where to go, I can't host a party because all my friends are off on holiday. :rolleyes: It will just be a few quiet drinks around the house with my family and we are playing some games. I WANT TO GO PARTYING IN AUSTRALIA!! :( lol

hey ain't you under age? constable grab that young woman.....;)
i'm not really doing that much just having a few drinks with a small group of friends and perhaps we'll go out after that. say u2 does play here late next year you still won't be able to get into a club or pub...... :( what is the age in NZ?

Perth, best beaches in Australia :D

cool i have heard the beaches are great in perth, plus you don't have so many people like sydney or melbourne. the gold coast has great beaches but its too corporatised up there. perth is so far away, someone in melbourne can get to fiji for less than to go to perth.....crazy.

Ahh stop talking about beaches ... it's making me depressed ... water ... sun .... I want it

"Its Katie the chopper chick for Channel 12 news bringing you the weather report and its another great sunny summer day in Melbourne. Its currently 31 degrees at 6:10 pm and Melbourne is getting ready to party."

hehehehehe

Ahhh your the exact opposite of my dad. He used to live in NZ for like 10-20 years (cant remember details, dont pay attention most of time). He loves the weather over there, constantly telling me how much better it is.

well they do have proper mountains, with proper winters and with proper snow so i guess if you want to ski that would be a good place to go. if i went i'ld have to do the whole parachuting exercise and other crazy acts! :)

Still prefer beaches, saw snow once in NSW. Wasnt that great.

yeah i prefer beaches as well, when i did go up to the gold coast i could go swimming at 9 at night which there is no way you can do in melbourne.

Going to the beach at night rules, my friend and I go for walks alot along the beach at night. Neither her or me live very far from beach so we can head off to it anytime of the day.

i would love to do that but it would take me about 30 minutes to drive to the closest beach.

OH MY GOD you are so mean .... :( You suck, I don't like you anymore. And to make matters even worse, MELBOURNE IS GETTING READY TO PARTY?!?!? Ohhh man do you think you could shout me a plane ticket? Yes? Awesome I'll be on the next flight over there.

CHECKLIST:
- Bikini
- Sunglasses
- Beach towel
- Sublock. Right. I think I'm set, thanks for shouting me that ticket, Michael! ;)

Are you serious? The weather? Here? GOOD?!?! :wtf: lol

No shit, mad old bastard. He hates living here. He has extreme dislike for the hot weather.

ummm why is my credit card maxed out? aaagggghhhhh
i can't even get that wallabies jumper now.......she better give good massages this plane ticket cost me a fortune! ;) sublock? :p
in return for my good nature you will return the favour by being my domestic servant for the next month in which you will do all my cooking, cleaning and any other household tasts that need doing. deal? lol

Random thought here, how big is the casino in Melbourne? I thought the Burswood would be huge, but first time I stepped foot inside I realised it aint that big at all. Very crowded too.

the crown is preddy big and the atrium near the entrance is great. i think the casino in sydney is about the same size and perhaps a little bigger. a general rule is that basically everything in sydney and melbourne is bigger.

Theres something wrong with your Dad. Just kidding. ;) But that is quite mad to like NZ weather better than Ozy. But as we all know, NZ does rock more than Ozy. Isn't that right Michael? :D *Yes, that's right Hayley, your majesty* Exxccceeeellllaant. :smokin:

MUAHAHAHA :D Ahh I'm really lovin' these beaches! :cool:

Oh trust me, my massages are verrrrryyyy enjoyable, my hands are magical they will take your aches and pains away in a second! ;)
And oh yes ... that's SUNBLOCK! :D

Suuure! NO MEAT!! Ahahah I could get used to that. :D

i'm really glad you're having such a great sun-bathing in my fair country. just a word of warning please don't particpate in any of the beach cricket games. i wouldn't want another kiwi cricketer to embarass themselves. :D

so let me get this straight.....for the price of a plane ticket i get a personal servant who will give me massages and do all my chores? *strikes mr.burns pose* EXCELLENT! lol

Oh, maaaaaaaaaaaaan, all this talk about beaches...I LOVE the beach, but I have to wait a few more months for summer. :(...Don't get too sunburned, you guys ;)

try not ta! oh i would love to have a pool.......pain to clean though.

I'm sure I'll run out of beer in no time!! ;)

Ehehe. Well, I will do that once I come home from the beach ... will be .... NEVER! Muahaha. But, for a special treat you can come down to the beach and I will give you that massage now :D

we've being at the beach all day, i'm hot and tired and i'm the colour of a lobster. can't we go now? for dinner i would like some kebabs for entree, than a roast turkey for dinner and some pavlova for dessert and also some dinner mints. can you handle that? :D