aussiecreeder
02-22-2005, 07:14 PM
I'll have to find the link and post it here but there is a major uproar in Germany. A German zoo was experiencing problems with its penguin population when the male penguins were becoming a little too friendly and so its breeding program wasen't very successful. The solution was to bring in some females from Sweden (got to love the swedish babes lol) and hope that would solve the problem. What is the big deal you ask? Well a local gay and lesbian rights group has said amongst other things the move is homophobic! :peoplesey:
Perhaps instead of taking this route (pun unintended lol) the zoo could have employed "Straight-Eye for the Queer Penguin!"
Bob is an emperor penguin and is a carpenter and loves nothing more than sitting back watching the football and driving down the local drag strip picking up chicks.
Nathan a common penguin is an IT Specialist and is a major nerd. He spends all day in front of his computer and the last conversation he had with a girl went something like this "um ah um um ah ah ummm ummm ah......so do you like....umm stuff"?
Carson is an interior designer and the other penguins are sure that this penguin had yet to come out of the closest. He has swapped his suit that he got at birth for some new threads including a brand new wardrobe from Versace. He knows more about girls than most guys would ever want to know and will help the gay penguins learn how to pick up chicks.
Fred has received social security for the past 30 years and has never held down a stable job in his life. He lives with his elderly mother (who still supports him financially) and spends his days watching Dr.Phil, Oprah and the occassional adult entertainment. We're not sure what Fred is going to offer the gay penguins other than the art of eating your own weight in steak in a single sitting.
Perhaps instead of taking this route (pun unintended lol) the zoo could have employed "Straight-Eye for the Queer Penguin!"
Bob is an emperor penguin and is a carpenter and loves nothing more than sitting back watching the football and driving down the local drag strip picking up chicks.
Nathan a common penguin is an IT Specialist and is a major nerd. He spends all day in front of his computer and the last conversation he had with a girl went something like this "um ah um um ah ah ummm ummm ah......so do you like....umm stuff"?
Carson is an interior designer and the other penguins are sure that this penguin had yet to come out of the closest. He has swapped his suit that he got at birth for some new threads including a brand new wardrobe from Versace. He knows more about girls than most guys would ever want to know and will help the gay penguins learn how to pick up chicks.
Fred has received social security for the past 30 years and has never held down a stable job in his life. He lives with his elderly mother (who still supports him financially) and spends his days watching Dr.Phil, Oprah and the occassional adult entertainment. We're not sure what Fred is going to offer the gay penguins other than the art of eating your own weight in steak in a single sitting.