An American Education (funny stuff)

[Higher_Desire]

Supposidly, this kid actually turned in these essays for classes. I hope this doesn't reflect the US as in illeterate nation. But they are really funny. Check 'em out here (http://douglas.min.net/essay/).


H-D :hammer:

[RMadd]

wow
wow
wow
that's awful
i'm afraid to wonder what grade that kid is in. i feel sorry for the teacher having to grade that shit. i'd be unable to control myself, prolly rip it up and pitch it.
wow.

[GoodGodGirl23]

hmmmmmmm :eek:

[facelessman]

omg. all i can say is wow.

[Trees of Wisdom]

I bet you that he watches MTV all day.

[facelessman]

i bet you that he does drugs all day.

[Trees of Wisdom]

i bet you that he does drugs all day.

This is your brain, this is your brain on drugs and its after effects (http://douglas.min.net/essay/) .

[Trees of Wisdom]

I actually read it. The kid is a genius! He is so witty. He seriously needs some dope to calm himself down. How ironic it is that his name is Jeremy (PJ fans out there, know what I'm talking about)!

[facelessman]

This is your brain, this is your brain on drugs and its after effects (http://douglas.min.net/essay/) .
lol

[facelessman]

How ironic it is that his name is Jeremy (PJ fans out there, know what I'm talking about)!
interesting...

[RMadd]

that kid has got to be on something.... prolly mtv, like Trees already said

[Higher_Desire]

How ironic it is that his name is Jeremy (PJ fans out there, know what I'm talking about)!
Hmmmmm. I didn't think of that. :rolleyes: Very interesting...


H-D :dead:

[Said Eyes]

My god that was hilarious! The peruvian god tangent was genius, absolute genius.

Comedy. Fucking. Gold.


Once I was in a science exam and didn't know the answer to a question so I answered "Because God willed it so". The teacher called me in after class and told me to take it more seriously. Whatever dude...

[Said Eyes]

I actually read it. The kid is a genius! He is so witty. He seriously needs some dope to calm himself down. How ironic it is that his name is Jeremy (PJ fans out there, know what I'm talking about)!
I dont get it. Where is the correlation between a Jeremy creating amazing pieces of writing like those above and a song about a Jeremy killing himself in class?

Dude! Youre name's Ben? My names Ben too! How ironic!

[Trees of Wisdom]

I dont get it. Where is the correlation between a Jeremy creating amazing pieces of writing like those above and a song about a Jeremy killing himself in class?

Dude! Youre name's Ben? My names Ben too! How ironic!

It's just funny that the weirdo kid's name is Jeremy. Kind of like a stereotype if you want to think of it that way.

[Higher_Desire]

Once I was in a science exam and didn't know the answer to a question so I answered "Because God willed it so". The teacher called me in after class and told me to take it more seriously. Whatever dude...
LOL. That's great. I've said something like that in class before and the teacher told me I was wrong. Apparently, there was a more precise answer.


H-D :naughty:

[RMadd]

i knew a weirdo kid named Jeremy in middle school... not suicidal, but just kinda strange

[Xterminator21]

AHhahahahaa

That essay is halarious!
and damn i HOPE hes joking

[Higher_Desire]

My favorite one was in the one about El Niño, where he said "like all this mexican, it's dangerous." :roll:


H-D :naughty: