Favorite Quotes

[american_bad_a$]

"King Kong, ain't got sh*t on me!"

[PaulMcCoygirl]

Squidward from SpongeBob Squarepants:
I order the food, you cook the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die.

[CreedH8er]

I beleive it was Jason Kidd one time that said, "I'm going to turn this team around 360*". :wtf: It's funny, at least to me, Because he would have the team going in the same direction they were already going.

[american_bad_a$]

"life sucks, and then you die."

[RMadd]

not the exact quote, but something to the effect of:
"there are two things in life that are certain: death and taxes"

[Agent D]

"Sell crazy some place else. We're all stocked up here."-- Jack Nicholson, As Good As It Gets

[Torn Signs]

Be true for truth is immortal-Mary Baker Eddy

[RMadd]

"For the love of God, my anus is bleeding!"

[american_bad_a$]

"For the love of God, my anus is bleeding!"

:wtf: hahahaha, that's pretty good

[RMadd]

It's from Don Hertzfeld's Rejected Cartoons.

[american_bad_a$]

if you were a hermaphrodite, could you impregnate yourself?

[archie bunker]

i have nipples focker,can you milk me? :D

[RMadd]

hahaha

[american_bad_a$]

"no poor, dumb bastard, ever won a war, for dying for his country. he won it, but making the other poor, dumb bastard, die for his country."

-- Patton

[Xterminator27]

"For the love of God, my anus is bleeding!"


best cartoon

EVER

[RMadd]

damn straight!

[american_bad_a$]

man (sarcastically) to other man: i wanna have you baby.

[archie bunker]

"you know i cant eat around no retards,midgets,or antique furniture"!

[american_bad_a$]

son of a motherf*cking whore-bitch!!

[CreedH8er]

"What do the five fingers say to the face?... Smack" Dave Chapelle, you my boy.

[RMadd]

It's "slap", not "smack"... doomass

[CreedH8er]

It's "slap", not "smack"... doomass
I beg to differ you handicap Cards fan, it's smack, put that in your pipe and smoke it... doomass

[RMadd]

Had you listened carefully that fateful evening, it is, in fact, "slap". Btw, Chubs sook me deook.

[american_bad_a$]

"'f' you Ms. Cheney, 'f' you Tipper Gore, 'f' you with the freest of speech this
divided states of embarassment will allow me to have."

that is a pretty awesome statement, although i disagree with him entirely. but gosh, eminem is great!!

[SCOTTSMYMAN]

Sara was watching Elmo's World earlier and I thought this was funny:

Farmer chasing vegetables:
"Come back here you pesky vegetables!! Stop being so fresh!" :laugh:

I thought it was cute. I guess you have to be there!

[The Lithium]

My fav-quote is from Bush. We said: "The future is better tomorrow". Hahahahaha! :D

[creed_freak]

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman...Miss Lewinsky."

riiiiight.

"The was a dream that was Rome. It shall be realized. These are the wishes of Marcus Aralias."

[The Lithium]

I have another from Bush.

He had been to Latin America and when he came home he said: "It was very, very nice in Latin America. The people were so nice. It's too bad that I can't speak Latin 'cause then I could've talked to them". Hahahahahahaha!! They talk Spanish dumb-ass!! :D

[Alter Shredder]

Spanish is a form of latin but anyway....

I like from Identity-"Whores dont deserve a second chance"

and from some tv show. "thats funny (insert name). You are still here but your lips just walked out on the boss's ass."