Poop In A Jar

[CollectiveSoul]

This is my new song i wrote. no one goes to Creativity Corner so ill post it here.
My song called "poop in a jar"
keepin your poop in a jar
till the day you come back
so i dont forget what you are
keepin your poop in a jar
you thought you took everything
but you left something behind
so i scopped it out
and bottled it up
now its sitting on my bedstand
in case i ever foget remind me
your just a piece of poop
Keepin your poop in a jar
till the day you come back
so i dont forget just who you are
yah keeping your poop in a jar
i had a moment of weakness once
so i opened the lid for a smell
and it all came back to me baby
the vapors rusheds
and i remembered you well
ihow could i ever forget your just
a piece of poop
Keepin your poop in a jar
till the day you come back
so i dont forget who you are
yah keepin your poop in a jar

[hayley]

HA HA HA what a crack up that's great!!!!!!;)

[Altair]

That's quite the piece there. Reminds me of a crap I took the other day. I swear, it was an awesome looking crap. I mean, this thing was a piece of art: perfectly shaped, smooth texture, nice color. I was impressed. Should have put that poop in a jar.

[Scutley]

i'm putting that im my aim profile veryone see it by Screename: Scutley, If you want to to get rid of it CollectiveSoul
it will but i credited you in it

[hayley]

ha ha Altair, ur a crack up too;)
but that's not really my ideal crap, u know?? i like the hard ones, that take ages and ages to come out of ur ass, and when it does, u can see little bits of carrot and peas in it....THAT'S a work of art.:D :rolleyes:

[GoodGodGirl23]

Uhhhh, hmmmmmm? :confused: :eek: :eek: :confused:

[Altair]

Originally posted by addicted2stapp
ha ha Altair, ur a crack up too;)  
but that's not really my ideal crap, u know?? i like the hard ones, that take ages and ages to come out of ur ass, and when it does, u can see little bits of carrot and peas in it....THAT'S  a work of art.:D :rolleyes:

That's funny! Yeah, those hard ones are something else, especially when you've been working on them for several minute, grunting your brains out only to find out that piece of crap is only the size of a marble.

[Mulletman]

lol dude, you have some creativity....

[hayley]

Originally posted by Altair
That's funny!  Yeah, those hard ones are something else, especially when you've been working on them for several minute, grunting your brains out only to find out that piece of crap is only the size of a marble.

holy shit you are one funny guy!:D
a little piece of poo goes a LONG way.;)

[TeriB19]

*pops head into thread, smells it, leaves it in a hurry.

[Altair]

Originally posted by TeriB19
*pops head into thread, smells it, leaves it in a hurry.

LOL. Come on, Teri. Drop a load in here. Go ahead. Once you do, you know you'll stay cause we all like the smell of our own.

[GoodGodGirl23]

What a shitty subject..hmmmmm?:confused: someone get da butt wipe... :P

[hayley]

na, wer'e not wasting our money on ass wipes....just use ur fingers!;)

[GoodGodGirl23]

ewwwww, nasties.... butt wipe pleeeze:rolleyes:

[hayley]

ha ha i know that is disgusting!!!!!!;)

[Altair]

Actually, we could do like they do in Indonesia, use a hose and spray it clean.

[Altair]

:eek:
Oh my! That one did it.
I have nothing more to say.

[GoodGodGirl23]

PEACE.OUT;)

[hayley]

Originally posted by Altair
Actually, we could do like they do in Indonesia, use a hose and spray it clean.

oh wow really?? tha'd be gross afterwards, it'd be all slimey and slippery...ugh:(

[CollectiveSoul]

wait you mean there are other ways beside cleaning it with a hose????? uh oh. no wonder the bathrooms never have hose hok ups

[CollectiveSoul]

HAYSEED DIXIE HAS PERFORMED MY SONG ON BOB AND TOM> DOWNLOAD IT ON KAZAA! they said it was theirs but its mine.HAYSEED DIXIE HAS PERFORMED MY SONG ON BOB AND TOM> DOWNLOAD IT ON KAZAA! they said it was theirs but its mine. they said sorry for saying that oh well. they are a local country group. type in Bob and Tom Poop in a Jar

[hayley]

:confused: wha???

[Weathered]

no comment lol

[souldancer]

* * peaked in the door, heard a lot of scat talk, ran out to find Teri and have a glass of wine * *

[TeriB19]

I'm pouring, tonight it's Gallo Merlot. Care for some cheese to go with?

[Mulletman]

i dont drink, but i'd like to join.

[TeriB19]

That's okay, I'll have one for you. Here, have some cheese.:D

[hayley]

can i join?? but i won't have the wine, just a coke and the cheese for me, please!:D

[TeriB19]

You got it Haley! Brie, Gouda or plain old cheddar?

[hayley]

the yummiest one there, please! (i'll trust ur fantastic tastes!;) )and can i have ice in my coke too please?? :D

[TeriB19]

Cubes or crushed. We have both.

[hayley]

cubes will do just fine thanx!!!!!

[GoodGodGirl23]

Save gas..."fart in a jar"...:rolleyes: :eek: Well, he said..poop in a jar..:(

[hayley]

ha ha...piss in a jar...i don't know what tha'd to to help the enviroment, but just piss in the jar!!!!

[GoodGodGirl23]

OMFG!!!:rolleyes:

[hayley]

ha ha..i wonder if scotty would look good with his hair like that?? ha ha NOT!;) he suits it just the way he's got it, it's perfect.

[GoodGodGirl23]

Ya know Kiedis has a short hair now though addicted2stapp, and Scotty looks juz fine wiz his hair da way it is now!!!:D

[hayley]

oh yeah dat's right....he looks good on da BTW vid.;)

[GoodGodGirl23]

hmmmmm,

[GoodGodGirl23]

an older pic, older year...

[GoodGodGirl23]

Heh! I found the poop thread....:P