Check this out!

[Luv4Creed]

Ok this isn't my own creation but my hubby's grandmother used to sing this to him when he was a baby and she just made it up, so here goes :silly: Once there was a little bird :chic: And he shit a little turd :poopin: then he flew upon the telephone pole :angel: He stretched his little neck and shit about a peck and closed up his little asshole! :bow: :nut: :clap: :lolsign:

[creedgirl99]

That's too funny with those little smilies in there!!!

[goddess_bb]

LoL @ Luv4Creed!!

Try this one...

the night was dark
the sky was blue
around the corner--
a toliet blew
there was a shout
a scream was heard
a man was killed by a flying turd!!!:thud:
:lolsign: :bigjump: :hammerlol

[JulieCitySlicker]

OMFG! Luv4Creed and Goddess, those were both hilarious:lolsign: :roll:

[Luv4Creed]

OMG Creedgirl that was a good one i liked it very much! :lol: :clap: