Ur Momma Jokes!

[Xterminator27]

Post ALL the UR MOM Jokes u can make up or find here!! I have a few....


Your Mom's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes


Your Mom's so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!


Your Mom's so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.


Your Mom's so old that when she was in school there was no history class.


Your Mom is so hairy she washes with rug cleaner.


The volume of your mom is an improper integral.


Your Mom has a gravitational pull equal to that of the Sun.


Your Mom's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized


Your Mom's so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!


Your mom's so fat that when she was born she underwent gravitational collapse and became a black hole.


Your Mom's so ugly people go as her for Halloween.


Ur mom's so fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck!



Lol i got all of those at www.yourmom.com (http://www.yourmom.com)
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[hotforscott]

Your Momma's so fat that when someone mentioned it was "chilly" outside, she went and got a bowl and spoon.

Your Momma's so stupid she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.

I can't really remember anymore of them, you about covered it, but I will ask my husband if he knows any.

[Xterminator27]

lol i bet u got thsoe off teh site, cuz both of em were there, lo oh well,

lol look at this one,, i dont even know waht it means!


Your Mom is so wide, the enhance-adjusted Euler manifold constant of 11th dimensional quantum tunneling through a 2 foot lead wall are less than 3.88 x 10^-596477745 per Planck!!!

[hotforscott]

I actually remembered those, I don't visit Your Momma sites that often, as hard as they may be for you to believe. LOL!

I have never heard the last one you posted. Must be a new one. LOL!:D

[Xterminator27]

Lol more people POST HERE!!!

[Bridge of Clay]

no jokes in respect for the mothers of this board!

[SCOTTSMYMAN]

Thank You:dancing:

[Xterminator27]

Lol hotforscott is a mom and she is the only person who posts here besids me.

[hotforscott]

I think they are funny. They are as old as dirt, but I still crack up at them. Maybe when my kids get older they will have some new ones...........LOL!